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Keyser Coffee Filter 

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

Keyser Söze it

To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.
Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?

Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.

Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?
Keyser Söze it by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025

Reversed Keyser Söze 

Reversed Keyser Söze is when you think you're tricking the police (or someone that's in a position of power) and you end up ratting on yourself. Usually for a very hideous crime such as sexual assault.
It derives from a large court settlement when the infamous former Swedish photographer Dino Soldin ended up giving the Swedish police all the evidence they needed for the rape charges since he had filmed all of his sex crimes.
He did a Reversed Keyser Söze. He snitched on himself.
Reversed Keyser Söze by aaaden December 23, 2023

Keystrokes

In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.

However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.

It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.

*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
-Any hentai picture.-

Anon1- KEYSTROKES

Anon2- Keystrokes keystrokes keystrokes

Anon3- Fapfapfapfap
Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011

Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.
You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"
Sweet, unique, special, and funny are a few words to describe him. When you look into his eyes you fall in love all over again. No girl can resist his smile. Every time he smiles he lights up the room.
Friend: Hey it's Keyler!!!
Me: Yup!!!!
Keyler by Unisaur6454 May 20, 2017