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Keyboard Freeze

When you play computer games so long that your fingers get frozen and/or you can't type properly. This can also mean that your keyboard isn't working.
Friend: Man you've been playing for 3 hours!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!
by Armoured_Potato August 23, 2012
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Kenosha Hat Trick

When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“

Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater

Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”

Guy 1 “ justice was served“
by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021
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Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.
Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.
by null_device May 14, 2009
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Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.
Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'
by Papewaio March 2, 2010
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Keyboard warrior

A person who acts tough on the internet and hides their true identity.
by SilverishGoldNova May 21, 2018
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Keyboard Dyslexia

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.
Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.
by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011
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keenovay

"I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby, any way that I can
I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby and I wonder why"
- Rosie Vela, Magic Smile (lyrics) 1986
by neologista February 25, 2010
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