Keytarded

The act of forgetting the location your house or car keys more than twice a day.

Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.

person 1: Damn that is the third time I have lost my keys today!
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...

by Richard Smoker. September 20, 2009

Keytard

Someone that doesn't know how to use a computer properly, uses google, uses an i-pod, and/or types slow.

John: Kegan deleted his I386 folder.

Sean: What a Keytard.

by Kegan February 9, 2005

kernard

Kernard is a man you’ll want to have in your corner. He’s trustworthy, a natural born leader and dedicated to seeing you succeed. He’s a natural charismatic guy that can sometimes make girls think he’s the biggest flirt. He’s the leader among them all.

Kernard is a true leader.

by Therightonetogo November 22, 2021

Kennard

Kennard smells like shit and all he talks about is how fat girls asses are and he also talks about dudes asses

“That guy said i have a fat ass”
“His name probably kennard”

by BobbyJizzyPant November 22, 2021

kennardo

Kennardo is a heart breaker and a selfish person. Cared about himself and has a lot of growing up to do, hates owning up to his actions and is very nonchalant

Kennardo is going to disappoint her again

by Ngozi Williamson November 23, 2021

Kenard

He is young n turnt that’s fashure . He loves money . Don’t piss him because he will beat yo ass. The ladies love him . He a fly ass nigga

I love dis nigga Kenard

by Mmbvggkl November 22, 2021

Keanard

Kind and pure. Goal setter and achiever. Ambivert. A person you can always rely on.

You are kind as Keanard.

by Kourn July 16, 2022