Keyboard Warrior

An unsociable nerd

Someone who would always rather stay indoors and play video games rather than socialising with friends.

Me: Hey, Is Scriv coming to the cinema tonight?

Friend: I don't think so, I text him with no reply. I guess he's just being a keyboard warrior as usual.

by Thugasaurus Rex January 10, 2016

keyboard warrior

a keyboard warrior is generally someone that is spending more time behind the keyboard (on the internet) than anywhere else. he will not quickly send a text message for a little question, he will not call you for anything - he will send PMs on forums and emails. the keyboard warrior is someone that asks many (often complete and utterly unneccesary) questions all the time on message boards and email, as if he had no logic himself to combine and get his answers from.

keyboard warrior example

by catherina sunbank October 12, 2007

Keyboard Warrior

A computer hacker. hacker

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

keyboard warrior

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.

"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.

by herts_gooner October 10, 2006

Keyboard Warrior

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker

shut the fuck up you keyboard warrior

by psunnyday February 16, 2017

Keyboard Warrior

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.

Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL

by theeeeeman August 13, 2011

Keyboard Warrior

The Fluid Thats Leftover after sex, resulting in loss of thought which conjures a -"Warrior"- like Brainfart.
- Resulting In a "Twat" or Retarded child.

Baz - "Shut up you fat shit"

J - "Come say it to my face, Keyboard Warrior"

by JayDrum1991 December 9, 2010