kelti

The most amazingly beautiful person in the whole world. And everyone should name there girls and boys after her. I mean she has her own show and everything.

i wish i could get a whole body transplant from kelti

by zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba9876 September 28, 2010

ketil

Ketil is the state beyond perfect. While it is possible to prove that a system or something is perfect, Ketil can not be proved in the same way. This Ketil state only exists as a theory, since trying to measure such a ûber-perfect system will only bring it down to perfect. It was Albert Einstein which first came up with this theory during the second world war, and has later been accepted in most scientific circles, since it explains a lot of unknown phenomena.

Many opponents of the Ketil theory argue that it can not exist since it has never been measured, and that real scientists should not believe in such a God-like force.

Ketil was also used as a name before this theory, but the name became very popular after the Albert's über-perfect theory was published.

It is mostly used as a replacement word for the overused word perfect;
"Ah, this food was ketil!"

Or to describe the ultimate peace on earth;
"I think we should all live in peace and ketil"

by Dr.Mighty February 5, 2010

quiet as kept

Quiet as kept could be said a few different ways; quiet as it's kept, quiet is kept. The meaning is secrecy, to keep quiet, not volunteering or distributing information on certain relations. It's often an expression used in afairs where sensitive knowledge must be kept secret in order to avoid repraisals from other groups within the same society, culture, or subculture.

It was business as usual, quiet as kept.

by -=) February 18, 2005

keltia

A Scottish hippopotamus

That girl should be named keltia

by Swagpig July 19, 2017

Keltin

Keltin is a sweet guy who will give up anything to be with you.He might bounce around but once he finds the right girl
He will stay with her

He’s such a Keltin

by Canfra October 26, 2018

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

Kept

a man or woman who obtains a higher means of living through other people, usually the opposite sex, in return for as little as companionship but often sex, a relationship, or marriage.

they knew she was KEPT because despite not having a job or a direction in life, she had all the luxuries as a result of her sugar-daddy.

by Kmkramer November 3, 2006