Ken Lai

A person or a nerd with horrible grammER usage.
A person who likes to live in starbucks.

Marinos : Did any of you ever heard of google?
Seymour : Man stop being a Ken Lai

Marinos: Yo ken what you doing this weekend?
Seymour : I have a date in starbucks. What about you?
Marinos : You're such a Ken Lai.

by AnnaFux July 9, 2010

Kaneki ken

He's one of the best anime character that grows on you.

"ill half kill you" said kaneki ken

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by kaneki is the best 2004 March 8, 2018

Ken Allen

Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.

Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?

by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020

Ken Car$on

Formerly known as Teen X. Most talented member of Playboi Carti’s Opium crew. Has 800k monthly listeners on Spotify. One of the hottest upcoming rap artists on the game right now, Other than KanKan, Summrs, Autumn, Yeat, and a couple others.

Yo bro u heard of the mfing Ken Car$on who made Yale?

Uh, I keep your ho upstairs
When she wanna fuck, I just tell her, "Ring the bell"
Hit her from the back, she can't do nothing but yell
And she smart as fuck, I got this bitch straight out of Yale

by yvngfumi February 21, 2022

Ken combo

The infamous combo in the popular fighting game super smash brothers melee which consisted of Marth performing a Forward aerial in to a downward aerial attack which ends up killing the opponent in a very stylish way. This move was made famous by one of the best ssbm players in the world SephirothKen.

"Dude, my Marth is so good I like Ken combo you all the time."

by WallJumpMan February 26, 2009

Ken Carson

The greatest human being and rapper of all time

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life

by del$$88 September 12, 2021

Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016