Keenan

A person who loves playing roblox ane Minecraft and is addicted to smoking weed. Sometimes when he goes to school he gets a lot of homework and gets abused by fat donkeys (also known has teachers.) he is poor and he can't afford a fucking ps4 so he uses the school's computers. And he has no money

Is that Keenan ? Aww I feel bad for him.. I heard he gets 343,829 homeworks everyday. And he has a magical RE teacher?

by Keenerjackass November 10, 2019

Keenan

Keenan is the most loyal friend you will ever have. He is good looking and although maybe on the outside he is put together, on the inside, his social anxiety and overthinking will always get the better of him. He is definitely into track and field and probably plays an instrument or two. He is a great friend, but lacks confidence enough to ever get into a serious relationship.

Keenan seems so put together, yet he claims that he is not.

by Shogusama October 18, 2023

Keenan

The kindest boy with the biggest heart on the planet. He's loving, kind, caring, handsome, funny, supportive, and just overall perfect even with his imperfections. He's there for you no matter the time of day and he's the best boyfriend and future husband (some day :)). He's the one that once you meet him, you'll never want to let go because he's your world.

I met Keenan last week and he's sooo sweet. I'm seriously falling for him and care for him deeply.

by bean noodle December 19, 2021

Keenan

A sexy man who loves the kinky stuff and is a friend to everyone he meets. He is very popular and is a class clown. He is sexy as all shit and will make you turn gay for him.

Keenan is so sexy

by Lovermachine April 20, 2018

Keenan

Keenan is an interesting and intriguing guy despite his apparent boring life. He has a sense of humor so bad that it’s good and if he has a secret, he’ll build it up as high as he can, then never tell you. Keenan always has some kind of ache or pain no matter how youthful he is and he basically coined the name “old man”. He some how is able to be simultaneously flamboyant and social while being painfully awkward and anxious. A Keenan is a super nerdy, dorky, loser, but it’s what adds to his shitty, almost non-existant charm. If you slip up even once in front of a Keenan you’ll be left teased forever and you can never live it down. Overall, Keenans are an 8/10; minus one point for the secrets, minus another for the shitty nicknames you’ll get stuck with.

“Keenan won’t stop calling me an ‘ankle biter’ because of my height.”

by 2:00AM May 7, 2018

Keenanism

A theory that contains no logic or support

Stop using keenanisms...you are not making any sense

by Alex Fagerson April 19, 2007

Keenan

On the surface, Keenan is a charming boy-next-door type with good manners and nice hair but he is secretly a fck boy with no personality or substantial interests. He's definitely into soccer and/or ultimate frisbee. Probably in a frat or douchey jock group. He's {nice enough} on the outside but has no actual depth of character. Desperate to "hang" with girls but is incapable of commitment. Kinda cute but ultimately boring af

He's cute or whateva but so boring and trifling... what a Keenan.

by camambertdenormandie November 16, 2019