Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 9, 2010

Keebler Elf Trick

When a man shits on another man's penis. Then the man jerks off the penis he shit on. After that, the shitty penis is then inserted in the other man's ass.

"Wow, I met this guy last night and he showed me the Keebler Elf Trick."

by wilson555dealer December 7, 2009

Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

Keebler Elf

A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".

Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."

Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."

by Rawkfan April 6, 2009

keebler klan

A clan of keeblers consisting primarily of Rob, Zatch, Adam, DJ Tard, Rockin Robin, and occasionally Myrle

"You're such a keebler, go join the keebler clan!!"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler Elf

(noun) - Whore/slut

In Kevin Hart's movie, "Think Like a Man", the girls refer to their vagina as their "cookie". Keeber Elves issue out their cookies to the community.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is out here giving it up to everyone."
Guy 2: "I know man, she's a Keebler Elf."

by RyanTheLion September 29, 2012