Kazooking

Kazooking or giving a Kazooki is the act of taking a mallet and or hammer and hitting a preferable limb of a friend, sibling, or spouse.

I'm gonna kazooki you!

I'm going to be kazooking my brother at 4:20 pm.

You got kazookied!

by TheBlackMist May 8, 2017

Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.

Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"

by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018

Kazooie

Thicc ass bird who fucks the bear

That kazooie is thick

by Banjo bear August 23, 2019

Kazooie

Thicc assed bird who fuck banjo

That kazooie is thicc

by Banjo bear August 23, 2019

kazoinkers

Kazoinkers: to be used as an adjective for udder surprise or shock.

Kazoinkers! We were so busy today I didn't even get to eat lunch, again!

by Dray29 July 14, 2023

Kazoonic

A fat, stinky, polishmutt with a small tip.
Usually wearing an ugly black fedora with long dirty hair.
It produces a stink can be smelled from across the multiverse.

you stink Like kazoonic

That stinks worse then kazoonic

by Canada mutt 98 June 18, 2025

banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.

"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"

by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024