kaiser soze

A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

Rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!

by Boyan September 11, 2006

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Kauser

If you've met her you are very lucky. She stays loyal and honest also she is full of happiness. She has a curvy body also a heavenly voice. She's as sweet as honey and fun to be around

Jonny: have you met Kauser

Em: yeah she such a cute gal

by Amunett.M December 31, 2016

Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Kaiser High School

High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.

Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.

Kaiser High School teacher Eddie Kang and Coach Carpenter

by Adolf Manson January 24, 2010

kaiser chiefs

One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds

Kaiser chiefs am greatest band aroond :P

by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006

kaweer

Used to describe something annoying or lame. Adapted by the ancient greeks, during the great gold rush, to call people who tried stealing their cheese. This words pronunciation comes from the word "queer" but shares absolutely no relation to it in definition.

"wow that is really kaweer!"

by Pretty fly for a Rabbi(t) December 18, 2009