His last name is Kaufman.
by ynwmellybuttdarkr December 29, 2020

Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way
ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011

Famous christian singer, known for his christian heavy metal singing in the band, "Jesus Can Metal". They are currently on tour with GWAR.
by Fatigante July 31, 2016

Kaufmans are the best people you would meet, they are kind and smart and you should keep them close to you
by anonymous November 25, 2021

An extra layer of clothing that you always have on you just in case, but never use, solely as a mental comfort, thus alleviating the feeling of feeling cold
by MikeyG73 December 17, 2019
