Karmic fuckery

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.

Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.

Unfair turn of events.
I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.
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Karmicness

Something only the almighty Karmic Dragon may possess. It comes with the power of eyesight.
"His Karmicness is astonishing"
by Karmic Dragon February 28, 2004
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Karmic Swamp Ass

noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.
by The Real Ass Kite June 07, 2024
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Karmic retribution

No. I don't care if you're using it. I said use it. I love all of the shows. It's getting to a point where I can't even keep up with all of them. I would love to get all list of all of the shows. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be watching...
Hym "But don't try to frame it as some kind of karmic retribution. That isn't what it is. I've sat here for an enitre year watching you toss up sandbags to try and divert the current into the river of karmic retribution as you project your profit motive and desire for attention on to me. If whoever that was would have kept their moth shut about 'a plagiarism' we wouldn't be here right now. What I was doing wouldn't have effected ANYONE. And now you don't like the effect it's had. And if you DO like the effect it's had, the 'effect' you're enjoying is 'at least 1 death child.' Is that YOUR karmic retribution? Is that KARMA Taylor? The dead kid that killed himself after watching the show where Tsugumi Ohba ripped a monologue off Urban Dictionary as an introduction to the show's final antagonist. Oh yes! I feel the karma! I can taste the irony! Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that my karmic retribution didn't effect me as much as it did that kid's parents."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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