Kank

A typical washed up mid to late 20s woman that smokes a pack of cigarettes in a night out and usually with get with anything when she only has few drinks. Someone that's loud and usually only cares about what's the next adventure and blowing off friends that they made plans with to go drink till 3:00 in the morning. Also someone that can only talks about drama and talks about that dwells over the high school days and starts unnecessary or unwanted drama in a friend group.

John- "what is Becky and Mary doing this weekend"
Mark- "They went to town and kanking it up"
John- "typical kanks fucking up and being stupid this weekend"

by mr lehey October 26, 2020

pumper kank

Use this word when your very mad at someone but want to be funny.

Your a sweaty little pumper kank

by Moows January 11, 2018

kank face

The expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone's presence without them knowing).

1. "Man I had the illest kank face today at the office... i almost gave myself away."

2. Observe Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. Due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. Classic kank film.

by kanklesore October 01, 2006

dinner kank

When you jab your gums at the dinner table with a fork and yell out in slander.

Damn it, Tony, all hell I gave myself a dinner kank with that steak fork!

by redceltic88 March 01, 2015

konke-kanke

wen a man and woman have sexual pleasures on a bus

for exampe humphrey said to jane do you want to go to the back seats for a konke-kanke

by bbfl August 17, 2006

reverse kank

The act of straddling a toilet bowl the opposite way, in order to slide your kank down the front end of the porcelain, thus leaving the maximum among of skid per kank behind. Best performed at fizz parties in Osterly where the host has not provided enough entertainment. Often following by childish laughter.

"Mot just did a reverse kank in his own toilet! He'll never get those stains off!"

by Gammy Gamm June 22, 2006

KANK JOB

when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey

CJ: Guys i lost my leg in a nasty KANK JOB bro

by JrBundyClan09 May 11, 2009