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Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."
by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010
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Kamikaze Karl

A girl is bent over in one corner of a room on all fours. The man stands roughly 100 feet away and gets into a four point stance. Then proceeds to sprint across the room aiming at the girls ass with a raging boner. Then rams his boner with full momentum into her ass. Caution: May cause head and back injuries

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Chris saw Lena across the room and proceded to Kamikaze Karl her. She suffered major back injuries.
by The Crew February 12, 2005
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Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.
Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.
by Jip! December 14, 2006
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Kamikaze Karaoke

Similar to regular karaoke, but in this version each participant takes to the microphone without any foreknowledge as to what song they will be performing and must complete said song whether they know it or not. Best results are achieved on at-home karaoke machines where discs can be inserted and played completely at random.
Really, kamikaze karaoke!?! I got stuck singing fucking Wham again? Really!?!
by Mayor of Can City May 21, 2008
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Kamikaze troll

A trolling technique in which a troll makes a final attempt at pissing people off by revealing their identity as a troll so people know that their valuable time has been wasted arguing online with a bridge dweller.
John: Nobody is reacting to my stupid comments online, they just keep explaining things calmly and providing links with sources, what do I do?
Rob: How long have you been arguing?
John: Almost two hours!
Rob: Perfect, it's time to unleash the kamikaze troll!
by Nibor Mloc September 4, 2016
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kamikaze pigeon

A badass bird of the night! Armed with a coat of c4 and will not go silently into that good night! Hide your wife and children, because the Kamikaze pigeons are coming for you tonight.
The Kamikaze Pigeons were a major playing factor in world War IIII, blowing up several aircraft by flying themselves into their engines!
by KamiKazePigeon April 27, 2017
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kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.
"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."
by TheBrucey October 14, 2017
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