kapufakis

A universal term describing a situation in which the exact opposite of what one has planned transpired.

- I got a new shampoo that was supposed to make my hair grow faster. Instead, it made all of my hair fall out, including my eyebrows.

- What a kapufakis, dude!

- What happened yesterday?
- Kapufakis...
- Oh, I feel you bro. Get well!

by a görög gondolkodó June 3, 2019

Kalifa

Trait of being very prideful due to little achievements

just because Destiny graduated with a second class upper, he has been so Kalifa all day

by Foxzeal February 2, 2020

kalafaggot

kalafaggot means that bitches are also mega cunts and they like sucking things such as peanuts, lollipops, etc

you are a fucking kalafaggot

by The legendary kalafaggot May 26, 2020

Kaluaka

The air slicer wyvern bird creature that is replacing vin’rou

Vin’rou is getting replaced with kaluaka

by Lightning the dutchie July 23, 2021

Kalula

To a very precious person living in the world.

Kalula is the definition of beauty and perfection. About what she did and gave to everyone else.

I fell in love with her smile, her laughter, her enthusiasm and how she kept reminding me. I can't describe her as sweet when she calls me "Eyu".

Remember each moment spent together, hopefully we can be together for a long time and I could give you a warm hug on a cold night.

And, i love you more than any beautiful poem, Kalula.

by Mahameru November 30, 2022

Kaluka

Another name for the sexy linebacker from the nation of Wailuku

Kaluka is too sexy to be going out with Erica.

by Ua March 29, 2005

kaluff

thats really really cool
cool superamazinsweetgroovy

thats soo kaluff dude.

by uh-lawn-uh December 9, 2007