KAEYA

a big dong daddy that lives in monstadt, what ever your eyes meet his your dik will spring up and you will have one of the fattest nuts youve ever had in your life

rando: kaeya is soo fine, whenever i see him i nut in my panties
Diluc: wtf.

by your moms sugar baby November 24, 2021

Kaeya

The hottest and best genshin impact character with long silky and shiny blue hair and an eye patch which somehow makes him even more sexier (he's so sexy omg). He also has scrumptious mommy milkers which are really great to stare at and are also always displayed to the whole world to see (thankfully). In addition, his hands are so elegant and he wears fingerless gloves. Did I also mention he's the prince of Khaenri'ah and the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt? This man is unstoppable. But unfortunately, his past is so heartbreaking and his adopted brother hates his guts. He's also only mine, back off. He's the finest mf in genshin impact and if you disagree, you're wrong and have no taste whatsoever.

Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: isn't Kaeya so hot? He definitely solos your favs.
Some random idiot: no he's not!
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

(Pls follow me on tiktok i'm desperate, thanks.)

by Kaeya's slut Jade April 27, 2022

Kaeya

Daddy so fucking hot 😪

I want to @#:#-#+#+# kaeya tbh

by Secretyoda July 29, 2021

Kaeya

sexy curry eater with eyepatch 🤤

im south asian btw

“Who’s that sexy man eating samosas?”

“Oh that’s Kaeya.”

by iatejoemamayesterday July 26, 2021

Kaeya

A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.

Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.

by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021

Kaeya

A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)

Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.

by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021

Kaeya

A hot, sexy Cryo user who has the best mommy milkers and will choke you with his thighs. I just want to **** Kaeya until he can't walk and is filled with my *** tbh.

Person A: Yo bro, you see that man with those tits?

Person B: Yeah man, that's Kaeya, I hooked up with him last night.

by IFucckVenti on tt, follow me😈 December 22, 2021