kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.
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a) "my struggle" as translated from German
b) the title of Hitler's political commifesto
c) one's personal, political and social crusade
b) the title of Hitler's political commifesto
c) one's personal, political and social crusade
you can publish any commifesto you want, but be careful that your mein kampf definition c) isn't misunderstood and misinterpreted by the wrong people, only to become mein kampf, definition b)
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Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.
Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?
Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.
Steiner:Agreed!
*Steiner and Stalin hug*
Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.
Steiner:Agreed!
*Steiner and Stalin hug*
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