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kabbalah

What the KKK believes in.
It's also popular in Hollywood as is Scientology.
Kabbalah is pure shit dude!
by u kunts December 11, 2006
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kabbalah

KA=spirit, and BA=soul in ancient egypt, and allah= god, so ka-ba-lah is the union of spirit and soul with the mind of god or a way of saying reaching enlightenment or the buddha/christ mind
One way to become enlightened is to practice kabbalah.
by oilychrism May 18, 2018
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deina-Kabbalahist

pronunciaton: diee-nah-kaa-bal-laa-ist.
-referring to anyone arriving promptly to fix the Kabbalah-rocket
alt. meaning 1- a rider of the Kabbalah schlong-bong
alt. meaning 2- a sucker of the almighty Kabbalah schlong-bong
A true account of Deina-Kabbalahist in action:

"I was just sit'in there and then deina Kabbalah went on the fritz. I ended up calling up Deina Kabbalahist and the picture improved greatly. Now I can watch all the Charmed reruns to much satisfaction!!"
by Brad and Mia July 16, 2008
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Lurianic Kabbalah

The most used form of Kabbalah which is the root of infamous Hermetic Kabbalah introduced by Israel Regardie and his friends?
Kabbalah itself is based on the principle of 4 worlds of Buddhism, also Yggdrassil, Akkadian Tree of Life etc.
Lurianic Kabbalah is associated with Isaac Luria Rabbi the legendary Sage of Kabbalah, from a close date Yehuda Ashlag Rabbi who is also a great person. Literally Master of Kabbalah.
There are intense amount of details about this system too that I did not mention. It is not that easy and it takes great amount of effort, Hebrew knowledge and dicipline to examine it.

Merkabah mysticism of Jewish tradition is closely related with that.

Many orthodox Jewish people dislike to unreveal it on everywhere. So it is not recommended to speak about Kabbalah at public. Any neonazi would insult you hard. And you can find yourself at hospital bed. Or an Arab can bite you. Even Catholic maniacs can deus vult you.
Noah: I have watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and now I feel like Messiah and pro of Kabbalah but not Lurianic Kabbalah of course
Zachariah: ??? Sabbetian Zevi syndrome…
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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