alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.

Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.

by Jmuller April 29, 2012

african junkyard

When a lot of black people have a massive orgy while drinking lots of alcholic beverages,with an exception of illegal drugs.

"i cant remember shit after the african junkyard last night".

by dakoda and jake January 8, 2009

Human junkyard

A nursing home because that is where they go to dump people. No offence to the residents but many familes use it to dump there old people and then almost never go to see them. There are some of the most pitiful people in the world there. I hope live to get old enough for that.

It makes me depresed when I go to the human junkyard.

by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010

junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008

junkyard dog

is a paid political operative, an attack dog on a leash. A Sunday morning talking head. yelps about the virtues of the Democratic faith.

Liberal talkshow hosts are junkyard dogs.

by Liberal killer December 25, 2009

Grazing in the Junkyard

Eating pussy

My wife is at home waiting on me to get there so I can go grazing in the Junkyard .

by Snaponlove May 8, 2018

Junkyard Fodder

Another name for a Lemon car
A car that breaks while it's driven, such as the tranny going out, the A/C stops working, the car starts backfiring, the car starts overheating, or the dash gauges stop working properly

You: Look at that PT Loser, it's a junkyard fodder.
Your friend: You mean that beige PT Cruiser parked over there running and smoke is coming from the exhaust?
You: Yeah.
Your friend: PT Cruisers suck, it should be parked in a dumpster.

by the dustyjacobs company™ September 27, 2019