Juice Box

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

by Big Chimper July 15, 2003

Juice box

Someone suspected of using steroids recreationally, Usually a gym rat

John's bench increased to over 500 lbs overnight, his friends suspected him of being a juice box

by Flaming Asshole August 21, 2009

Juice Box

urinating in a girls vagina and sucking it out

we were playing truth or dare and chrispy admitted he juiceboxed some girl

by mike February 18, 2004

Juice Box

A Juice Box is when you're plowing a chick in the poop shoot and you unleash all of your piss. And then you continue beating that ass to pieces so that piss sprays everywhere.

Motha fucka, I just Juice Boxed the shit out yo mom last night. The piss sprayed out so hard that I gave myself a golden shower.

by Mad Med October 16, 2010

Juice Boxed

to put your penis into someones mouth while said recipient tilts their head back as you are standing over them looking down at their face.

dude, I totally juice boxed that chick last night.

by Justin MaHaffey November 30, 2009

Juice Box

A person (usually male) of extremely wide, muscular, square build.

That juice box couldn't even fit through the door!

by Chest Rockwell August 22, 2003

Juice Box

noun; an ex girl/boyfriend that you still have sex with

"I ain't no boy's juice box!"

by robotnation August 20, 2009