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Urban Journalist

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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Journee

An amazing, sexy girl. The best of the best. Thick and fun to be around. Perfect ass. Funny smart and sweet. Has the cutest smile and most beautiful eyes. Gives the best kisses and hugs. Makes everyone smile. One in a million. Caring but doesn't give a fuck what anybody else think. Perfect lips. On the wild side, likes both teams.
Girl: Journee killed that twerk!

Girl2: Damn she know what she's doing.
by ...101 November 3, 2013
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Journie

A sweet loving girl who always is nice and very loving!

Always helps people! She is a beautiful young lady who is on her best behavior!
Journie is always there to help me when I need her.
by SexyRedRidingHood November 30, 2011
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journal vomit

excessive writing in a journal, diary, etc. due to an overwhelming amount of pent-up emotion.
I really need to journal vomit when I get home.
by Connie Foanio March 18, 2008
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jorner

jonis and corner combined, it is the act of being called "jonis" and being stuck in a corner. Jonis's are usually scottish, have anger issues, and are rejects to society. And thus, the "jorner" was made.
some random jonis: 'ello world it's me jonis innit

based sigma: fuck you jonis sit in your jorner
random female: yeah fuck you jonis we have a jorner for a reason
a fucking goose: JORNER ALERT JORNER ALERT
some fucking cat i found on the street: i fucking hate jonis's
the queen of england: SIT IN THY JORNER YOU PEASANT SCUM
the scythe in my parents garden shed: lol jorner haheheahehhee
jonis: im going to kill myself
by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022
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Urban Dictionary journalism

he act of using Urban Dictionary for fact checking the definition of words that were used before the existence of Urban Dictionary.
According to Urban Dictionary journalism, Kavanaugh is obviously lying about the definition of boof, which he and his friends used in the early 1980s, because I read the definition on a website that was created in 1999.
by The Tastiest July 25, 2019
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journal

a place to write ones thoughts.
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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