Jordon

Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.

Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.

by Monkey2234 August 14, 2011

jorjoner

jorjoner means rocking your ass off

i am gonna jorjoner proprely tonight !
let's jorjoner !
you say work, we say jorjoner !

by jorjon January 1, 2008

JoRoNoMoed

Getting called out on your bullshit, ridiculed for being a douche and basically made a public laughing stock for a very stupid thing you said or did. Refers to sarcastic, scathing web site JoRoNoMo.com.

Herman Cain got JoRoNoMoed for getting busted with that skank he was banging for 13 years.

by JoRoselli December 7, 2011

jorion

Jorion he is usually very funny and cute. Like to make others laugh and has BIG LIPS. Likes to dance and play sports. Not a fan of losing but will except it if he does. Very kind and has a unique personality and name. He will always be a great person to talk to when you’re feeling down.

Girl one: Hey, who’s that guy over there he’s kinda cute
Best friend: omg he must be a Jorion

Girl one: He's got big lips too

by Jessica 🤤🔥 November 28, 2017

Jermonté

A cool ass nigga when you get to know him.He can seem weird at first but it rubs off on you.He is a very likable person

Yo Jermonté seems really cool

by Rather be in ur asshole May 22, 2019

Jordon (female)

(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!

Wow did you see her. She's a total jordon (female)

by Totallytrue July 28, 2014

Jordon

She is independant, but caring, and loving, sarcastic, but knows when to be sensitive. Extremely protective over her friends and family, tends to be pig headed. musically inclined, and is strong willed. she sticks to her guns, no matter what.

-Did you hear what Jordon did at the game?
-Yeah, she let those 2 guys have it for their language and I was scared she was gonna get the crap beat outta her.
-Yeah, but she wasn't afraid of them!

by Jordache57 February 4, 2010