Skip to main content

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
mugGet the joostmug.

joost

the!!! best!!! bf!!! ever!!!

he's super hot and cute, has the best taste in anime, is good at skating and he will spoil u.

he will make you veel like the prettiest girl in the world, is super sweet and he takes good care of his (also very amazing and hot) girlfriend 😊
person 1: oh wow, i heard that girl over there is dating joost!
person two: really?! i'm so jealous! i heard hes the best
by ilovesushi123 December 26, 2021
mugGet the joostmug.

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
mugGet the Joosting my clogmug.

Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
mugGet the Joostmug.

Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.
Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”
by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021
mugGet the Joostmug.

Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
by Mikkass November 24, 2017
mugGet the Joostingmug.

Share this definition