joob

joob = joo noob/j00b = j00 n00b
You noob.

j00 wa3r teh j00b/joob s0cks.

by PoSiTiOn September 22, 2005

Joob

An unexplained liquid or paste.
It may taste wrong, look wrong or come from somewhere unexplained.
Generally one may produce, excrete or endure this random " Joob ".

I think I have an infection, there was some serious joob in my panties..

moist secretion crust

by Jcarps May 9, 2016

joob

jew with a chode

What the fuck you joob!

by pooinamassivecan June 22, 2003

joob

a jew with a chode in there mouth

your a fuckin joob

by meter head June 23, 2003

joob

A junior noob in high school. Frowned upon by seniors because of their junior noob status. Joob's typically take classes that only seniors take because they are trying to get somewhere in life

All these joobs are in my environmental class, they dont talk and sit in the corner in their joob glory

by M dubs March 7, 2007

joob

The brainchild of one EpicDarkness13 and one BubTheZombie, formed during the playing of a gametype on Xbox's Halo 2, called 'Showers' in which the Halo Secret Police, (In most instances Bub and Epic) command the "Joobs", or Jewish noobs, into room 1 of Foundation, where they are showered with Zyklon B, AKA Plasma Grenades.

EpicDarkness13:"Get to room 1 you fuckin' joob!"
BubTheZombie:"Look at the wall, Jewcake!"
*A Zyklon B canister has been showered upon the unlucky joob by now.*
OnlineJosh:"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005

joob

sound of kissing lightly

1. joob*joob
2. joobing you~~

by wan July 26, 2005