jooblies

jooblies are crack rocks

Can I get me some Jooblies?

by Reemus July 5, 2005

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

Jobie

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

by ziggyian April 19, 2011

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

joogie

To joogie someone means basically , to stab them

Yo, i jus joogied up some nigga comin round da block grillin yo,i better lay low.

by Cage333 April 13, 2007

jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009