jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny

cervusTheBobquavious full name

Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???

by Cervus91 August 3, 2024

Johny Bootlegger

Johny Bootlegger - nail polish remover

Mixed with fruity kool-aid in a glass bottle.

Flavors include

Fox hole fruit punch

Moonshine mango

Ice lemonade

Alcatraz sour apple

Juice joint watermelon

Sing sing sour grape

Shady shades strawberry

Syndicate sour peach

Prison break black cherry

Scarface sour raspberry

Your local corner / arab store or

wine and spirits Shop may carry them .

Easier to drink compared to four loko.
And Johny Bootlegger is gluten free.

Contains 12% alcohol by volume, with ten flavors that are simply the bees' knees. Enjoy responsibly. OR ELSE.

*10% alcohol by volume in TN and MS

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Johny Bootlegger is inspired by the Prohibition era of the 1920s – where many creative cocktails were invented in speakeasies. It’s a great choice when a very tasty, spirited beverage is desired. At 12% alcohol by volume, and ten great flavors to choose from, Johny Bootlegger lives up to the legend.

* Geloso Beverage Group

by Blu_leef March 16, 2023

Johnny Bobbler

Johnny Bobbler is a slang name given to a police officer. Even though Johnny is a male name the phrase can be used to describe both male and female officers.

I was speeding on the motorway and got stopped by a Johnny Bobbler.

Look at the group of Johnny Bobblers outside the footy ground.

by AndyBuc October 6, 2010

Johnny Boy

A man who deserves a medal but has never really won a prize before.

"Johnny Boy deserves a medal but he's never really won a prize before!"

by dipandpip May 31, 2018

johnny bomb

Masterbation or bombing of one's Johnny. To touch one's private parts in public or private in a stroking or choking manner.

Paco Sanchez: "Where you been all day Santiago?"

Santiago Ramierez: "Oh... Just Johnny Bombin it"

by Mike Runion February 26, 2009