Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.
" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"
by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011
His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.
by Boaz September 16, 2004
Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
by yaydude April 25, 2009
Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
by Mark J-Rok April 08, 2007
by Lorixcore116 September 19, 2007
by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008
Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" March 23, 2007