jondis

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

by shayne88 April 9, 2010

Droppin a Jodi

Another way to say "taking a shit"

Wait guys, I gotta be Droppin a Jodi right about now

Fuck dude, your dog took a Jodi on my carpet

by Piss Blaster November 26, 2009

Jodie

The cutest, most beautiful girls in the world who is shy to show love around others but once alone doesn't stop showing it until the very last second you leave. A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. A.K.A. the sweetest girl in the world.

How would you describe that girl over there?
Shes a Jodie, bro.

Ah, i want one.
Too bad she's mine. ;)

by American Mike in Askam June 28, 2010

jodio

In real trouble, or totally fucked, or totally screwed, or extremely tired, or in serious trouble, etc etc - in Spanish. This word is very common in Puerto Rico slang, has no real formal definition, and is considered slightly profane.

Mira, este tipo aqui ta muy jodio! (translates into "Look, this guy is really screwed!")

by Neenoh July 8, 2004

Jodie

Jodie Is a slang word in jails and prisons it's when your wife or girlfriend looks to another man to satisfy her needs until you come home.

Jodie been at the house with me just so you know I can't wait 10 years

by @leakeditdotnet August 22, 2016

jonei

An super fun athletic gurrrrl who is very humorus and knows how to make people happy. She is sarcasticly hilarious and can make friends with anyone.
Jonei: sassy, sarcastic, funny, happy, friendy, athletic, cool

Jonei

by nandaconda January 5, 2015

Jodie

Jodie, is a once in a life time chance. Amazing, she has it all. A face you will never forget, eyes that are blue with a yellow ring like fire around them that make you loose yourself in her beauty. she has an amazing body. No matter how much you say she's beautiful, she wont accept your compliment even though she is a 100% stunner. As well with the looks Jodie's personality doesn't fail to impress. She is very creative and always makes you smile, just by being her self. there is one simple word to describe her, 'PERFECT'. Guaranteed to be the first and last thing on your mind.

WOW! she's so perfect, I bet her name is Jodie.

by Brandy Scott Mclovin August 23, 2012