Jolomi is the most wonderful and badass person you can ever meet. He is funny, crazy, wild, stupid, and lazy. He and his friends always play around with each other. But once it comes to girls..... He is loyal, caring, amazing, lovely, and a little sexual. He might be crazy but he finds his way through his problems. If you have a Jolomi in your life, you should be happy and lucky. But if you don't then you better go on the hunt and find yourself one.
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Originated from Jolina Organization whose fans are those lower class filipinas who, if not unemployed, work as housemaids and worship Jolina's lack of taste in fashion. Today jolgs could mean anythin that is shitty and of low class.
On a Sunday afternoon in a mall..
Jolina Fan 1: "Jolina, weyr did you bought dose pink shining shimmery boots."
Jolina Fan 2: "I will also bought dose bayolet-blue rapold mini-skirt."
College Girl 1: "OMG. Look at those jologs wearing orange lipsticks and velvet long sleeves.
College girl 2: "I bet it's their day off today. Quick let's leave, i dont want to be attacked by those stinky jologs."
Jolina Fan 1: "Jolina, weyr did you bought dose pink shining shimmery boots."
Jolina Fan 2: "I will also bought dose bayolet-blue rapold mini-skirt."
College Girl 1: "OMG. Look at those jologs wearing orange lipsticks and velvet long sleeves.
College girl 2: "I bet it's their day off today. Quick let's leave, i dont want to be attacked by those stinky jologs."
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All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.
Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.
All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.
Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.
Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL
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