jolly rancher suprise

This is a drink that consists of southern comfort, sour apple pucker(or any pucker of your choice, watermelon,strawberry, ect) and redbull
4oz-sour apple pucker
4oz- redbull
4oz-sourthern comfort
mix and drink, there you have the jolly rancher suprise
by SmUrF727 June 29, 2010
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The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!
by chris744 October 16, 2010
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Cherry Jolly Rancher

legitimate god but not really fucking watermelon is best
cherry jolly rancher s are not as good as watermelon jolly ranchers but who can stop the watermelon
by HeccYou November 29, 2018
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jolly rancher game

When u stick a jolly rancher up a girls pussy and The partner licks it out
by Spartan killer April 24, 2016
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Alabama jolly rancher

When you freeze a used tampon and put it in her and suck it out
I've never tasted sweet and sour until I sucked on a Alabama jolly rancher
by Shhshkabob May 8, 2022
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Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005
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A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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