A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
by zEd-man August 4, 2008
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Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.
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The drummer for Led Zeppelin.
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The John Burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.
The John Burger consists of a meat patty in between two more meat patties, so that you will never run out of meat.
John: Damn, there is no more bacon on this sandwich. *throws the sandwich on the ground and steps on it*
Brasil: Dude, think about your starving brothers in Africa.
John: I don't eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
MassaKim: Hey John, I'll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the John Burger.
Brasil: Surely is good.
John: Thank you Massa Kim. You are a genius.
Brasil: Dude, think about your starving brothers in Africa.
John: I don't eat a sandwich if it runs out of meat.
MassaKim: Hey John, I'll create a burger that has a meat patty in between two meat patties, so that you never run out of meat, and call it the John Burger.
Brasil: Surely is good.
John: Thank you Massa Kim. You are a genius.
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Guy 1: Why's that guy talk like that? Does he have some sort of speech impediment?
Guy 2: Nah, he's just a John Bull. They all talk like that.
Guy 2: Nah, he's just a John Bull. They all talk like that.
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