jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.

"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy

by JoeBaker August 26, 2006

jolly good show

The sophisticated way of saying congrats for sophisticated British people

Son- Father I lost my virginity last night to radiant girl with rather good and nice buttocks

Dad-Jolly good show!

by cool j and the gang January 18, 2017

Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.

Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Rock your jolly

A term used on the John and Jeff Show that usually defines sexual intercourse involving the penis as the "jolly" between an old man and very young woman, but may also simply refer to sex and/or unreasonably extreme masturbation (jacking off).

1.)"I've been tired all day because I was rocking my jolly in the shower this morning."

2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"

3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"

by AMISH MAN July 3, 2008

jollywop

1. To smack someone extremely hard.
2. To get crunk and hit someone.

EX: I Jollywopped the shit out of him!

by Will Miner January 13, 2007

Saccone Joly

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

by hedgesdlux January 18, 2020

jolynda

Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.

You can make it through this. Your a jolynda.

by sintara February 3, 2010