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Jacksterbation

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"
by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008
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jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.
I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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jockstrap

1) a 'jock', or any athletic overachiever.
2) a device that is worn by males to protect their genitalia while participating in athletic activities.
that jockstrap is such a fucking neckhead.
by john moritz August 24, 2003
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Jeckster

A confident and cocky guy, he's sometimes quite full of himself. Stylish, and a HUGE flirt. Caring, motivated and extremely competitive. You could say he's a charmer. A member of the sickest fraternity around, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. And most importantly the love of my life!
Sorcerer: You are some kind of Jeckster
by Ashley Kloehn April 6, 2008
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jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina
1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."
by fffreddy August 13, 2010
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jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)
Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
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Jockstrapping

Wearing your mask over your chin so it looks like you have a jockstrap over your head.
Check out Karen jockstrapping that mask.
by AHuge September 8, 2020
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