joaquin

to act spaced out or refuse to answer questions

Dude, that chick just totally joaquined you.

by Kcraze February 26, 2009

Joaquin

Joaquin (pronounced Wa-keen) A slang term used in the South of England for flatulents or farting.

Shaun just cracked a stinking Joaquin.

Or. somethings smells, who Joaqined ?

by toplad2012 October 23, 2012

joaquin

my large coke primo

joaquin has a very large coke.

by areyouwonderingwhothisis? February 9, 2021

Joaquin

A person who loves dick, especially those belonging to the femboy kind

"Man, Joaquin has really been absent lately"

by YomiLovesSolo November 17, 2021

Joaquin

Most Joaquin’s are gingers with very tiny PPs.

Joaquin has a micro penis.

by SkeeterMcBeater December 14, 2021

Joaquin

Bathroom picture taker

That guy keeps being a joaquin!

by muckgaming September 2, 2021

Joaquin

Joaquin is the most charming, smart and sexy person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome, beautiful and enormously attractive, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but sexy is definitely one of the top ones. He's Muscular, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have him in your arms, your damn you’ll fall in coma because he's a well smelling person dedicated to Shrek to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.

Oh that guy is so smexy, but still not even close the level of Joaquin!!!

by Joaquin Sexy January 12, 2019