Jay Joke

A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.

For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:

a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment

b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)

c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said

Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke

by PoodlePizza February 25, 2019

Woke Joke

A person or organization (whose decision makers are) so intent on appearing to be supportive of "social justice" that any semblance of common sense or critical thinking has been abandoned. Woke Jokes will support any trendy social justice cause or organization, join any demonstration or boycott without considering the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident(s) giving rise to such actions. They view those not participating or simply suggesting more information be obtained prior to acting as misguided.

He sent $1,000 to the organization before even looking at its web page. If he had, he would have learned they are opposed to the type of business he owns--he's a total Woke Joke!!

by Travelingmankc May 1, 2021

private joker

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

by epica July 15, 2004

Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

by notlameatall October 18, 2017

ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.

Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!

by Clown Emoji March 6, 2020

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

Reject this, I dare you.

I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Flammable Duck October 30, 2020

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016