jaunto

See Steek, Spide, Neds.
Offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i'll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!

Jaunto - Her mate will you get me some drink?
Man - No!!
Jaunto - Heres me, wah?!?!? I'll knack ur ballax in!!
Man - F**k off u wee dick!
Jaunto - my da will get your knees done
Man - I am your da, u wee dick!
Jaunto gets his head slapped by man

by Steve & dave November 19, 2003

Shake Junt

A strip club

"Let's go to the shake junt"

by EyeA April 1, 2004

jaunty

To be beyond cool; used to describe someone who is manly and holds themselves firmly

Wow! Alex is so jaunty! He's such a man!

by CarsonTheGreat November 30, 2010

jount

Word used to replace any noun. Cannot be used as any other part of speech.

Did you see the jount?

Man this is some good jount.

Possibly a corruption of jaunt or joint or joust or all three, although no one knows this jount for sure

by anonymous February 9, 2003

Jaunty neckbeard January

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.

Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"

by gangly razor November 30, 2011

Shake Junt

Not JUST a brand, but a lifestyle. One which is filled with blunts, 40's and skating with the homies. The brand was started by the homies for the homies, and it what skating is all about son.

Dude, I wish I was one of the Shake Junt homies, skating, blunts and 40's all day SON.

by G-CODE!!! October 4, 2010

juntie

The reproductive organs of both the male and female of a species.

Hence the phrase "I'm gonna kick yer junties".

by Bob the corn eater November 28, 2013