jizzcopter

the event in which your semen gets all over your hand. Since it's so stringy, the only way to get it off is throwing it, thusly propelling a helicopter semen in the air.

While walking into the bathroom, I was slapped in the face with a jizzcopter by someone in the stall beating his joe.

by one and only kp February 8, 2010

fizzmopper

Someone who cleans up feminine jizz.
A jizzmopper for the ladies.

front burner "Damn Drew, you are so good in bed I came again!"
me: "I know baby, let da fizzmopper clean it up for you."

by drew October 22, 2004

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

jizzmonger

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

jizz mopper

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009