jizzlag

The exhaustion / fatigueness a man sometimes experiences in the following day(s) after ejaculating.
Usually in the form of less energy, extrovertedness, vigor and aggressiveness and determination in action.

"Peter you are so slow today, what´s up?"
"Yeah man, i have jizzlag you know..."

by simrbot December 4, 2020

Jizzhaps

To be possibly certain with jizz.

A balanced ratio of certainty to jizz.

to modify the use of "perhaps"

Hot tub girl: "Wait, you have a girlfriend?"
Party Boy: "Jizzhaps"

by Chris Sweenius February 29, 2008

Jizzlip

When someone wears too much lipgloss or a white lipstick, makes it looks like its covered in jizz.

1st guy: Dude, she's been giving some action ;)
2nd guy: No, thats just jizzlip.

by ThEoNeAnDoNlYlOz May 18, 2010

jizzapop

a popcicle that has jizz all over it

i have a popcicle can you make it a jizzapop dave

by pdea October 20, 2008

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Jizzlazy

How a man acts after he has sex

My boyfriend and I had sex, now I have laundry to do and dinner to cook and he is Jizzlazy

by MissyAnn Contreras March 1, 2019

jizzlag

The fatigue or exhaustedness experienced with lower energy, vigor and aggressiveness after a man had an ejaculation.

Peter is kinda slow today, he probably has jizzlag.

by simrbot December 4, 2020