by VeeZee March 25, 2011
by Jew the Man December 18, 2009
The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.
Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
by J Lucas August 30, 2010
Jewie is a common name given to those friends of yours named Louis. They tend to be people exploding with jewness and love gold and money. They often choose the banking side in life as it’s like a magnet to them. Jewie is not a good friend and will be incredibly greedy for all your money.
by Jewiehater69 November 09, 2022
Jewi Mami is defined as the female version of the popular term "Joe Mama". Originally created by contect creator Lisia Minus, Jewi Mami became widely used in many contexts by her comrads: FFI.
by lisiaminus August 13, 2025
Normally a Jewish person that is named Zeb, Abe, or Ethan, or has someone in their family that has one of those names.
by bigboy57 May 01, 2018
Guy number 1: "Mate have you seen that new kid, think his name is Lewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"
Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"
Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"
by Sauvage123 December 23, 2019