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family jewels

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
family jewels by none March 6, 2004
"The bigger the penis, the bigger the jewels."
jewels by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Family Jewels

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
Family Jewels by MikeKal July 25, 2009

jism jewels 

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.
My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife
jism jewels by Snert December 9, 2008

Mouth jewels 

Mouth Jewels are another term for a mans testicles.
I kicked Randy in his mouth jewels so hard he was lifted off the ground.