Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

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jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.

It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.

by Jester Lind June 19, 2006

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Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

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Jester Ed

Mascot of the band In Flames.Apear has a mask in some records.And a Mentioned in the disc The Jester Race, the best of the band of Melodic Death Metal.

Jester Ed is the Eddie of in flames and kik ass.

by Shakaz July 7, 2004

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Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019

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