Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.

Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?

by chachaG22 March 6, 2011

Jersey Shore

The reason god is mad at us.

Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore!

by SpitShine Tommy May 17, 2011

jersey slide

it is also important that no signal or indication of this move be given prier to it's being done

apparently you don't want to give away your next move

by crom 4 rocks! September 18, 2004

Jersey Shore Drinking Game

A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.

Take a shot when...

◦There’s someone shown lifting weights

◦Someone says the word “classy”

◦Pauley fixes his hair

◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown

◦Mike says “The Situation”

◦There’s a fight

◦A guy appears shirtless

◦A girl appears in a bikini top

◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”

◦Anyone fist bumps

(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

by poiuytrewq987 December 12, 2009

Jersey Shortcut

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!

by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010