Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"

A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*

by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

Bake Jenedict

Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.

GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!

by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022

jerked

to get/give the run-around. to get played.

"i got jerked around!"

"quit jerkin' me around!"

"you got jerked!"

by calan November 20, 2003

jerediah

the coolest person and always ready to party

jerediah is the best person on earth

by hi 26737363535535 May 17, 2018

Natalie Jeaned

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.

Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned

Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?

First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

jered

jered is a person that is loved bye everyone and i loved someone named jered. but its someone u never want to lose and i cant stop thinking about him he will always be bye your side even when u are scared he will always care about u and is hot as fuck . and i love jered alot

jered is amazing.

by megan tegland May 23, 2018