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Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
by disneysucks September 3, 2008
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Jerold

Is Jerold
Look Its Jerold
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Jeweldean

A very Beautiful name that not to many people have. This name usually comes from a grandparent or ancestor, It usually has some sentimental value behind it.
by Kristi Jeweldean February 28, 2009
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Jerelena

a girl that is shy but an undercover freak,an outgoing church girl.gives it up really easy.really cocky girl.
that girl is such a freak on the downlow shes such a jerelena
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jerell

A name that was made up by an american and an asian couple, their names was gerald and julian, they named there son jerell. Jerell is a mixed asian amercan name. He will group up being good looking and nice etc...
jerell is goodlooking mixed boy name unique
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Jerald

Sexy, being sexy
Dam you so Jerald !
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Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"
A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*
by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010
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