Jollywagger

It means somone who jacks off because they are lonley and single.

Bryce is such a Jollywagger because Ashley turned him down.

by Kelly Richardson July 16, 2005

jellyware

The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)

The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.

by *daha* October 21, 2013

Pellywang

Verb: The act of doing something to extremes, can also be used to replace words to your discretion.

1. "He's pellywanged it!!"

2. "He's pellywanged her"

3. "He is going to pellywang her"

4. "I'm going to pellywang the nipples off her"

by pellyw August 19, 2008

Jollywanger

A Confidence trick - To do something easy to get your confidence up before you face the real hurdle.

Pool - If there's a ball by the pocket, and a harder shot - don't necessarily go for the harder shot in case the other balls is accidentally pocketed by the other player. Sometimes it helps to pot these, then go for the others, feeling a little more confident. This is a Jollywanger.

by beatmastabill January 5, 2014

jollywag

A fun loving imp.

Haha! You painted tar on my looking glass! You jollywag!

by Capitain Pirate December 17, 2010

jellyhag

An older woman who pries into your life because she is jealous, and old.

That wench is such a jellyhag. She keeps trying to break me and my boyfriend up.

by Sheilaaliens July 14, 2014

Jallywong

The rancid crotch of an old vietnamese woman usually around the age of 65-65 1/2 years is when jallywong is most susceptible to vietnamese women. Its a grotesque punget smell of fish, old dishwasher detergent, and onions. Please beware if seen or smelled.

Shes got some f$cked up jallywong I wouldnt smash it.

by the sexy man69 February 26, 2020