Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

Jeebus

The way black people pronounce jesus.

O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!

by b3n February 12, 2005

Jeebus

Jeebus is a mocking term used in place of Jesus Christ. It is used by those who reject Christ as Lord and those who have no idea who He is. The term Jeebus originated with satan himself and it is spewed by ignorant people who shall one day answer to God for every word they speak.

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by Disciples of the Cross December 8, 2009

Jeebus

Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus

Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion

Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!

by Ramin November 29, 2003

Jeebus

A word used in place of Jesus as a less offensive way of saying it. Originated from the Simpsons, but has found its way into a whole lot of other things.

"Hey, guys, on page 375 it says Jeebus."
"It's supposed to say Jesus, right?"

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

Jeebus

an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.

urg. why is jeebus so pretty?

by kacob October 2, 2005

Sweet Jeebus!

expression of admiration, or pleasant surprise. Derived from a Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly confuses Jesus for "Jebus" ie: "-oh, save me Jebus!". Appropiate when fans of the show or very religious people are present.

Sweet Jeebus! what a day. First the pastor going on and on about a dude that did miracles. . .

by fortitudinal October 15, 2006