Jeet Share definition Flag The largest piece of turd known to mankind. Known to think he/she is hot stuff, but really disliked by everyone. Thinks that he/she can get anybody they want, but really is quite repulsive. John: hey there, you wanna go out with me? Amy: HELL NO!! You're the biggest Jeet of all time! Jeet by LaDasha December 25, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Jeet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch