jazz

If you gotta ask, you'll never know.

-Louis Armstrong, jazz trumpeter.

by lalala931243732 November 14, 2004

Jazz Bro

A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.

Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.

by Chim Ridgels November 8, 2010

Butt Jazz

When you have such horrific diarrhea that the sounds that your ass is emitting sounds akin to free form jazz.

Friend 1: *Shitting his brains out*

Friend 2 to Friend 3: "Damn, did you hear that? Kevin has some serious butt jazz going on right now."

by J-Mama October 30, 2013

jazz cigarettes

A slang term used for Marijuana cigarettes during the 1920's in the United States. Cannabis cigarettes were sold in jazz clubs during this period thus the origin of the term "jazz cigarettes"

I really need to mellow out. I wish I had some jazz cigarettes to puff on.

by Trent Brown June 11, 2008

jazz-rap

A style of hip-hop based around a devilish jazz loop. While at its extreme fawned by concious rappers trapped in the 90's, some of the most beautiful jazz rap tracks have been violent.

"Kill your body Boy and take your lover for hostage. / Knock knock, maybe not the fourshots empty / On the violator that was sent out to get me" Jazz-rap classic: Bucktown (Smif-N-Wessun)

by Okawoa February 2, 2009

Jazz Mag

A specialist gentleman's publication often enjoyed lying down with the curtains closed.

Father: "There's a lot of banging going on upstairs, where's young Steven?"

Mother: "He's in his room, reading"

Father: "Hm, he's probably looking at a Jazz Mag"

Mother: "Good gracious no, he's not that kind of boy. He's probably just exercising, and he's never liked Jazz music"

by Chris S - Mcr April 1, 2009

Ya like jazz?

One of the first sentences in the bible, written by our lord and saviour, Natalie Durham.

Me: Hey Natalie, did you hear about the new b...
Natalie:YA LIKE JAZZ?

by Person55678 March 12, 2019