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Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.
"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005
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Jamster

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
by I_hate_Jamster! August 9, 2005
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jamster

you can sum up jamster is aprox. 1 word. here ya go

'bullshit.'
"I got a new jamster ringtone"
"You die now."
by james t April 13, 2005
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Japster

Look at that pikachu-loving japster!
by dotdotdotcom May 27, 2009
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jamster bitch

A person who is obsessed with having the newest ringtones, and is always showing them off to people who don't care. They are slaves to companies like Jamster.
I can't believe that jamster bitch actually has that *ing frog as her ringtone!!
by flibit August 7, 2005
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Jamster

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an exaple, they air TV ads on all channens, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
by I_hate_Jamster! August 10, 2005
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jamster frog

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by World Domination February 24, 2005
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