Jarod is the most awesome person every and he will be reallu strong one day he may now look like it right now be he will be soon. He isn't the smoothest player ever he always get made fun of for not having girlfriend but when he does get a girlfriend they together forever and the girl he will date will be some god damn fucking sexy that you cum the second you see her. He also the one out of all your friends that be one to become a superhero named Nightwing.
by Bobby Hudson October 12, 2017
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Jarrod is my friend .
by beckbeck12102 April 12, 2015
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by kukuka2poo September 24, 2010
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by Larod Jockwood October 21, 2015
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2. To be all encompassing, well rounded, well accomplished
2. To be all encompassing, well rounded, well accomplished
Sally: "What is the capital of Idaho?"
Jim: "May?"
Bob: "Boise?"
Sally: "I think it is Boise as well."
Bob: "It's Boise."
Jim: "Yeah, that's right, Boise"
Bob: "That's the answer Boise, that's what I said."
Sally: "Yes, we know you are correct Bob, you don't have to pull a jarod."
2. He is the CEO of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. We don't know how he does it, he's truly a jarod.
Jim: "May?"
Bob: "Boise?"
Sally: "I think it is Boise as well."
Bob: "It's Boise."
Jim: "Yeah, that's right, Boise"
Bob: "That's the answer Boise, that's what I said."
Sally: "Yes, we know you are correct Bob, you don't have to pull a jarod."
2. He is the CEO of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. We don't know how he does it, he's truly a jarod.
by Source40 September 26, 2008
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"I see there's a hole in your wall, must of been Jarrod."
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"
"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"
"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
by Pyro fan club September 17, 2018
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Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
by Mickeymouse12345678987456321 August 20, 2012
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